still peeved that hanyolo is hoarded

jmkitsune:

that-disney-blog:

there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about

rneerkat:

bar tender. bar sensitive. bar not afraid to cry

I hate how a majority believe that when a girl’s silent she’s

falling apart

crying inside

over thinking

ect

but

maybe

she’s just picturing porn in her head

radstunts:

gangbanglerfish:

so how about a pokemon game where you play as a kid going into team rocket because his parents are high ranking rocketeers or whatever and you have to steal your starter and you slowly start to realize that team rocket is not cool so then you destroy them from the inside

that’d be a damn good game

and at the end of the game you have to decide whether or not to return your beloved starter to the person you stole it from

(Source: kangaya)

forestrabbit:

newdcd:

mashymre:

THE BEST PART ABOUT WII FIT GIRL BEING IN THE NE WSMASH BROS IS THAT PEOPLE ARE GOING TO SHIP HER WITH OTHER CHARACTERS

PEOPLE WILL WRITE EROTIC FANFICTION ABOUT THE WII FIT TRAINER

TRULY THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL DAY TO BE ALIVE

“Ah. Link. What are we going to do on the bed.” said Wii Fit Trainer with her forever-deadpan voice.

“HYAAA HYEEH YAAAAAH” Link replied enthusiastically. 

edwad:

*phone rings*
“hello”
“hi! is your refrigerator running”
“yes it is”
“mine is as well! can’t wait to see your fridge at the race tomorrow”

chilope:

txtpostprincess:

if you’re a girl and you call everyone “bro” you need to stop because you sound unattractive and stupid

if you’re a person who thinks someone shouldn’t be allowed to use certain words because of their gender you need to stop because you sound unattractive and stupid

k4rkl3s:

blaze it, i whisper as i light my homework on fire