fartgallery:

readingaroundthemovies:

fartgallery:

i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded

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qold:

Do you ever just tell yourself that you aren’t going to do something again..and then you end up doing it?

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jerkidiot:


IMPORTANT SECRET MESSAGE IN THE SPAGETTIOS

jerkidiot:

IMPORTANT SECRET MESSAGE IN THE SPAGETTIOS

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"When you’re in the position I’m in, you have two options: you can either shut yourself off from everybody, from the world, and not live a full life. Or you welcome everybody into your life and occasionally somebody will try to take advantage. And I’d much rather be that person who lets people in.” (Daniel Radcliffe photographed by Ernest Doroszuk)

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"You’re not a bad person for the ways you tried to kill your sadness."

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dutchster:

dutchster:

so a dyslexic man walks into a bra

his wife has just hung some of her bras out to dry and the man couldn’t see where he was going. his dyslexia is irrelevant.

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Anonymous Asked:
your fav childhood memory?

ageekyfemmeforeveringlasses:

Not paying bills

cravings:

"go outside"

"ok"

image

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nointerrruption:

nointerrruption:

how come your lips dont touch when you say touch but they touch when you say separate 

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windypenguin:

tuiteyfruityundead:

i-like-the-tuna-here:

America, you do not exist in a vacuum.
Gun control works.
Higher minimum wage works.
Free health care works.
Free higher education works.

we know

too bad the government doesn’t

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levis-short-ass:

zapidos:

gaywin:

when you’re a lesbian and share your room with a bunch of heterosexuals

image

is this a reaction picture or an example

yes

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isafeye:

Everyone who suffers from social anxiety needs a friend who will

  1. help them order food when it’s too scary
  2. walk with them through crowded places
  3. help them laugh it off when they make a mistake
  4. not get tired of answering “no, you’re not annoying, silly goose! You’re adorable and I love you” no matter how many times it’s needed

and if you’re that friend, bless u for being fab <3

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worriedaboutblank:

rulani:

elasticitymudflap:

elasticitymudflap:

For me liking anime was an ugly metamorphosis into a sad fart that denies she existed from ages 10-14… and maybe 151/2

welp

whispers desperately to myself “I am an adult”

And the cycle begins anew.

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